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Created on 2005-02-24 19:31:24 (#6253025), last updated 2007-05-26

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Just the bitter taste of knowing of how much you meant to me.

Basics +

Name: Call me A.
Gender: Ambiguous.
Age: Guess.
Sexuality: Guess.
Height: Taller than most of my sex.
Weight: People tell me to stop losing weight and eat a sandwich.
Physical Description: Pale. Akin to dancers. Dark features. Sharp jawline. Short, messy hair.
IQ: Unknown.
Blood Type: Presumably A.
Birthdate: 2789.
Personality Type: INTJ. "The Mastermind". (Introverted Intuitive Thinking Judging.)
Ethnicity: French Canadian, English, debately a small percentage of Native American.

Explanations +

What does the + signify?:
Truth and a cause.

Why is it that you refuse to tell us -insert question here-?:
You either phrased it incorrectly or it is none of your business.

What is up with you and "She Paints Me Blue," by Something Corporate?:
That song means a lot to me in a more "between the lines" sort of thing.

Why do you write satire?:
I write satire because, being the contradiction I am, despise humanity and society.
I am secretly pessimistic at times and I like nothing more than
exposing the underbelly of a corrupt group of people.
However, I also write satire to provide my readers truth and my opinions.
I am very opinionated, but you would never know it.
In my most recent work, a concept near and dear to my heart was unearthed.

Why do you write?:
That's a question that is answered simply, but is not actually simple.
I write because it is my lifestyle and I enjoy it thoroughly.
It saves me from my thoughts, really.

What is your obsession with the word "silence"?
That is a question best saved for a later date.

Is it true you are aiming to get published?:
Yes.

Do any of your characters model after someone/part of yourself?:
Only one models after a very influential person in my life.
However, this character does stray from the actual personality considerably.
Otherwise, my characters do model after some of my traits.
Even more so than I will ever tell you.

Johnny Rzeznik?:
He is equivalent to what I perceive to be the non-existent God.
Do not question my love for the Goo Goo Dolls, it has led various down a very scary road.

Are you an Atheist or something?:
A-durr.

What's your issue?
Depends.

Summary +

I am a person of unknown gender and age.
I live in a small town where people are, for the most part, egocentric.

I want to move away as quickly as possible.

Before you ask, I am not openly anything, nor do I fall into stereotypes.

I am not a nice person by default. At best, I am an ice cube.
You have to make me like you.

On this, I do not believe in "good" or "bad" people.
I see my world in shades of gray. I have friends from all walks of life: potheads,
eccentrics, homosexuals, heterosexuals, bisexuals, gender queers, and just the unconventional.
I have friends that ridicule me and everyone else.

However, I still love them enough to keep them by me.

I am also a writer, as you have noted.
I do not write "happy endings," nor do I indulge in senseless language.
I focus mostly on sexuality. I make a great deal of fun of my town.
I am unnaturally bitter and spiteful, but I normally conceal this.

I swear like a trucker. However, I know where and when to do it.
So, don't worry, I will not scare off your parents.

I like video games. A lot. Zelda is my favorite series.
I like the sound Link makes when he jumps off cliffs.
Though, I also make fun of it.
Then, I make fun of everything I love.

I use a lot of dark humor and snark.
Sometimes people call me sadistic.
(Not my fault they're easily frightened by graphic -
descriptions of Medieval tortures.)

Example:

Me: I should kill you. Give me a blunt knife.
P1: Uh...
Me: First, I'll flay you. Then pour salt in your wounds.
Then I will proceed to tie you to a tree and make you
human swiss cheese with white-hot icepicks.
(It cauterizes the injury.) If you're still living,
I'll make you eat your own toes and fingers.
If you're still living then I'll -
P1: ...You can stop now.

In conclusion, I can be a nice person.
It just takes time for me to warm up to new people.

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